However, when, in 1976 CE, Eris rented a giant demon alien which came to Earth in a meteor and used a giant pillar of flame to cook the solar system before eating it, it was decided that Afflux occured too soon in the year to be sure of our survival.
Mungday is now used, in addition to honoring Hung Mung, as a marker for "Hey, we're not dead and that's a cool thing. A typical atypical Mungday celebration consists of chanting in Wookie, invoking Cthulhu in the North, A yeti with a Santa hat in the South, Ganesha in the Easy, a trippy green skull in the West, and Ralph Nader , who was born in a manger on Christmas during a snowstorm, in between the spaces that we know.
Reports that Eris has been in contact with batlike beings from beyond space and time this year are exaggerations by an overzealous liberal media and should be ignored. Srsly.